Crappy state school
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Hit 25 civilians
Defeat a helicopter
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Get a game over.